This Blog Sucks

This past Saturday was Clayton’s birthday so we threw together a last minute bbq at my place and about 20 people showed up! And there were even a few hot girls in the mix.

The next morning I woke up with no recollection of being in the picture below or how the night ended, but as you can see in the pic I’m still wearing clothes so I think it’s safe to assume things didn’t get too out of hand.

On the advice of Pat’s girlfriend Heather, I bought some Mucinex DM at Jewel today. It scanned as $13.49 but I showed them it was supposed to be on sale for $9.99, and since the scan was wrong I got my bottle of phlegm pills for FREE! Fuck yeah. I love stickin’ it to The Man.

Getting my drugs for free was a nice bonus after waking up this morning covered in blood. I don’t know how or why, but a little pool of blood formed in my right nostril and when I tilted my head it all came spilling out. Nasty. I really should stop picking my nose so much.

Yesterday was Father’s Day so my brother, sister, and I went to Dad’s house for some pain & suffering, I mean, family time. I think it started when Pat brought up Tim Russert’s death which was just a couple days ago, and by “it” I mean the deep political discussion where my dad revealed how much he loves Bush Jr. and despises all things liberal! I’ve always known this to some extent, but until yesterday I never knew just how strongly Dad believes the following things:

 
- George Bush is smart
- George Bush is *not* responsible for the economy’s current problems
- The price of oil has nothing to do with the war in Iraq

I didn’t bother arguing too much because I knew it would be an exercise in futility, plus I’m not exactly known for my debating skills. BUT COME ON!! I mean, wow. But oh well… I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

…when all your short-sleeve shirts are dirty so instead of doing laundry you cut the sleeves off a shirt with long sleeves! I’ve hit a new low. But at least Terry the Dog has a new toy that I fashioned out of the sleeve cutoffs.

Or at least he better be. The Bears cut Cedric Benson today which is the best decision they’ve made this decade. Benson sucked and never seemed interested in trying to earn the 1st-round money they paid him, and the last straw was getting hauled into jail twice in the past month or so for being a drunk.

Hopefully Forte will be ready to earn his 2nd-round money. He’s supposedly a “high character” guy who will stay out of trouble, and if he’s got half a brain he’ll work his ass off to score TDs and be rewarded with the obscene amount of money that Cedric could have continued getting if he weren’t such an overrated dumbfuck.

Tulane?? Who gives a shit… Matt Forte rules!!

It just turned itself on for the THIRD time today!! First time was when I was walking Terry… I came home to find the TV on and volume turned all the way to zero. Then just as I’m sitting here it turned itself on to Denise Richards’ crappy “It’s Complicated” show, so I went and turned it off, and 2 minutes later it turned on again! And I know it isn’t Terry the Dog trying to fuck with me because he’s been parked on the floor by my office chair the whole time.

This is very spooky.

My brother Pat just started his own blog called didyouseeroy. He must have a lot of time on his hands because he somehow finds all kinds of weird shit to write about… people who jump over babies, cruel tricks Germans play on old people, and even a chipmunk fashion model.

The chipmunk is great, especially if that’s the kind of thing that gets you hot! Keep it coming Pat.

I posted this on The Blog Experiment, too… I don’t plan on duplicating too many posts between the two blogs, but I took this picture while walking Terry the Dog and had to post it here! Ahhh. Very nice.